I don't know what's wrong with me again. Yes, AGAIN. You see the problem is, I just don't like my friends anymore. I mean, they're okay I guess... but sometimes I feel left out. I don't hang out with them much because well, I don't like feeling left out. Now you're probably thinking ..okay so, HOW do they 'leave you out' exactly? To be honest, I don't even know myself. This is just how I feel any time we are together. However obscure this sounds, I get kind of irritated with them because they don't make me laugh. The last time we laughed together was err, never. Not even once. When I say laugh, I mean REALLY laugh. The kind that makes your eyes wet whilst giving you abdo cramps, then eventually kills you because you forgot to breathe.
Isn't laughing the thing you're SUPPOSED to do with friends? If friends can't make you laugh, who can? IDK. Maybe it's a personality clash or I'm far too mature or I'm just bored of them now.
Sigh.
I need to meet some fun people - which will probably never happen as I'm leaving uni and people at work are never fun. Especially in London. They're all just a bunch of grey lollipops. Who wants to lick a grey lollipop? Not that I'd go round licking my work colleagues, but yeah. YOU GET THE PICTURE.
Okay rant number 1 over, onto rant number 2.
Student Finance.
You complete and utter, tedious little cock. I ask for one thing, ONE LITTLE THING and your hideously pig-faced reply was ''we apologise for your inconvenience.'' Oh yes, of course you do, you loathsomely obstinate shitbag. Everyone in the world including me agrees that you are a repulsive, troll of a person(?) who cannot for the life of them, do anything helpful. I HATE YOU. Every sub-atomic elemental structure of your being, every pore through which you sweat, and every orifice through which you pass food, undigested or otherwise. You make me want to remove your eyeballs with forks, shove them in your mouth and set them on fire. Whilst enjoying your burning skull and melting brain, I want to kick you with my sharpened spiked dr martens six times in your balls. You'll fall to the ground and I'll walk away like I'm done, before abruptly spinning around and charging straight for you again, then drop kicking your spine so violently that you become embedded into the Earth beneath you. You're a worthless, loveless void without which the planet would prosper, so for the sake of posterity, expire you sub-human race of massively ignorant degenerates. Also, watch out because I'm going to rob you.
Isn't laughing the thing you're SUPPOSED to do with friends? If friends can't make you laugh, who can? IDK. Maybe it's a personality clash or I'm far too mature or I'm just bored of them now.
Sigh.
I need to meet some fun people - which will probably never happen as I'm leaving uni and people at work are never fun. Especially in London. They're all just a bunch of grey lollipops. Who wants to lick a grey lollipop? Not that I'd go round licking my work colleagues, but yeah. YOU GET THE PICTURE.
Okay rant number 1 over, onto rant number 2.
Student Finance.
You complete and utter, tedious little cock. I ask for one thing, ONE LITTLE THING and your hideously pig-faced reply was ''we apologise for your inconvenience.'' Oh yes, of course you do, you loathsomely obstinate shitbag. Everyone in the world including me agrees that you are a repulsive, troll of a person(?) who cannot for the life of them, do anything helpful. I HATE YOU. Every sub-atomic elemental structure of your being, every pore through which you sweat, and every orifice through which you pass food, undigested or otherwise. You make me want to remove your eyeballs with forks, shove them in your mouth and set them on fire. Whilst enjoying your burning skull and melting brain, I want to kick you with my sharpened spiked dr martens six times in your balls. You'll fall to the ground and I'll walk away like I'm done, before abruptly spinning around and charging straight for you again, then drop kicking your spine so violently that you become embedded into the Earth beneath you. You're a worthless, loveless void without which the planet would prosper, so for the sake of posterity, expire you sub-human race of massively ignorant degenerates. Also, watch out because I'm going to rob you.
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